She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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