Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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