i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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