Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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