Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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