yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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