glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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