I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch