can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.