Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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