So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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