Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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