I think I am morally bankrupt
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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