Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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