i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
