He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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