She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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