And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
