whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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