How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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