i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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