sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.