I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.