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(205): View more from Alabama

why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?

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(636): View more from Missouri

she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.

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(256): View more from Alabama

My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.

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(386): View more from Florida

Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.

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(417): View more from Missouri

If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.

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(315): View more from New York

Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field

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(970): View more from Colorado

Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.

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(224): View more from Illinois

At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."

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