Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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