I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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