Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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