Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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