smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Mom said you looked used
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...