Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list