this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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