you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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