Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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