I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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