I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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