I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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