didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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