Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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