I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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