Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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