I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
