This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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