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(810): View more from Michigan

I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again

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(703): View more from Virginia

Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.

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(438): View more from Quebec

gladiator or hannah montana?

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This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban

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(907): View more from Alaska

Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is

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