My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Found your dick twin last night
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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