Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I need water and some morals
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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