what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
