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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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