you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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