I was born with a shot glass in my hand
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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