On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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