The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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