I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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