Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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