so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I have already put on my inside pants.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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