The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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