How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
