Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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