I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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