i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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